Well apparently he's into motor boating.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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