Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
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God this is hilarious
This is only funny If you've never seen a native chick
You sure it wasn't a boy Eskimo? Hard to tell with the jackets and sweaters
hahahahha 9:02. "Hey white-guy. You got dollar?"
I gotta call shenanigans on this one buddy...have you SEEN the average eskimo chick?
Unless you were some level of drunk I've never heard of.
337, its called tucker max drunk...if you are wondering what that is get the book. "i hope the serve beer in hell" i hate reading and this book was amazing!
i live in ak and i have yet to do that. although contrary to popular belief, there are some hot fuckin natives. theyre few and far between and usually the voice kills the mood, but theyre out there.
Should've left a map of the aleutian islands dripping out of her ass.
Ha. Eskimo kisses. The least fun n most pointless of the bunch. Especially wit cum drippin off them fluffy cheeks.
Lol 12:16 so true!!!
4:12 Actually its called being pathetic.
If not for the native girls here a lot of butt-ugly white boys would never get laid, heh heh.
Nice. Did you rub noses when she was done?
yeah i just got back from Dallas from alaska and you really cant tell. been suprised my fair share of times. not fun btw
hopefully in an igloo
3:37.. maybe she was above average. I like to assume she was
Terrible image, amazing text.
OH HEY! BS on this text. What a douche. I hate to tell you this shithead but there is no tribe of Alaskan Natives called ESKIMO. Your ignorance is bigger that your imagination/intelligence.
Should have blasted in her so she can stay nice and warm over the next 9 months
Dude u had to of been shwasted
huh? Sarah Palin? What?
Dude one shot and these native girls willdo just about anything and everything.
this is disgusting and beautiful at the same time.
1:47 IS A STUPID ASS ASSHOLE ASS BITCH.....how can you POSSIBLY translate ''had to have been'' to ''had to of been.....i'm a stupid asshole''