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  • You sure it wasn't a boy Eskimo? Hard to tell with the jackets and sweaters

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 2:48pm
  • God this is hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 2:47am
  • This is only funny If you've never seen a native chick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 2:41pm
  • hahahahha 9:02. "Hey white-guy. You got dollar?"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 3:15am
  • I gotta call shenanigans on this one buddy...have you SEEN the average eskimo chick? Unless you were some level of drunk I've never heard of.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 3:37pm
  • 337, its called tucker max drunk...if you are wondering what that is get the book. "i hope the serve beer in hell" i hate reading and this book was amazing!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 4:12pm
  • Should've left a map of the aleutian islands dripping out of her ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 12:35pm
  • Ha. Eskimo kisses. The least fun n most pointless of the bunch. Especially wit cum drippin off them fluffy cheeks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 3:46pm
  • i live in ak and i have yet to do that. although contrary to popular belief, there are some hot fuckin natives. theyre few and far between and usually the voice kills the mood, but theyre out there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 9:02pm
  • 4:12 Actually its called being pathetic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 6:10pm
  • Lol 12:16 so true!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 8:44pm
  • Nice. Did you rub noses when she was done?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 3:51am
  • 3:37.. maybe she was above average. I like to assume she was

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 7:06pm
  • Terrible image, amazing text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 3:15pm
  • hopefully in an igloo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 12:20pm
  • yeah i just got back from Dallas from alaska and you really cant tell. been suprised my fair share of times. not fun btw

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 3:11pm
  • If not for the native girls here a lot of butt-ugly white boys would never get laid, heh heh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 12:16am
  • OH HEY! BS on this text. What a douche. I hate to tell you this shithead but there is no tribe of Alaskan Natives called ESKIMO. Your ignorance is bigger that your imagination/intelligence.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 6:20pm
  • Should have blasted in her so she can stay nice and warm over the next 9 months

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 2:11pm
  • Dude u had to of been shwasted

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 1:47am
  • huh? Sarah Palin? What?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 12:38pm
  • 1:47 IS A STUPID ASS ASSHOLE ASS BITCH.....how can you POSSIBLY translate ''had to have been'' to ''had to of been.....i'm a stupid asshole''

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 3:18pm
  • Dude one shot and these native girls willdo just about anything and everything.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 10:39pm
  • this is disgusting and beautiful at the same time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 12:45pm