Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.