you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
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You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing