Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
well you can't waste a boner
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Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
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Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.