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  • 73 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 12:46am
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    when i hear stuff like this i kinda wish i had a penis. then i remember i dont, 'cause id rather fuck one

  • 67 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 9:31am
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    Hahah I do that shit all the time! I give that first boner-rack moment in my relationship all the credit for why we had sex for the first time.

  • 65 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 8:29am
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    hahaha, i do that.. i second 2:12

  • 68 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 10:58pm
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    I always wanted a penis shaped towel holder in my bathroom!

  • 63 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:33pm
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    ya i walked out of the showers in the locker room with a soap bottle with the shower hook hanging off my cock(limp so you know)....coach asked me wtf and my only response was soap on a rope coach...needless to say he wasn't a fan.

  • 70 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 10:45am
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    I lift weights with my cock.

  • 63 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 2:12am
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    I do that shit all the time. Haha boredom, showers and erections can lead to many innovative uses for the male form.

  • 62 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 5:49am
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    Why do I think it is because they wanna laugh to your face...

  • 48 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:06pm
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    Hahaaha i can do that too

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