there were more penises there than on chat roulette
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
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What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
My boob is missing a layer of skin
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
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Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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