it was like his penis was on wheels.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
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Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
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Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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