I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
My vagina is very pro this idea
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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