i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
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