talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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