I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
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My thoughts exactly 10:36- or perhaps the good Captain-they're all sneaky bastards.
Ugly bitches need lovin too
That would be the power of alcohol, my good man.
That asshole does that to me every night
fuck you unknown error!!!
The more you drink, the more beautiful women get. so i stay drunk.
Use hemlock. Drinking's what got you into this in the first place.
His name is José. José Cuervo.
His name is Jose Cuervo....Or Maybe Johnny? Or Jack?
fuck bitches get money
Actually, this isn't really true... Doesn't anyone remember that this was disproven like last year
cant kill booze my friend.
They see me trollin, they hatin'!
Sorry about that man
It's you. And suicide is a sin
drink less, mufucka.
or just invite me over instead. problem solved.
It's called being sober :L
you already killed the bastard when you killed that bottle.
that bastard's name is Whisky
Hahaha.... Oh wait! Shit....
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Tequila is a nasty bitch.
Not Cpt. Morgan!!!
Suicide is not the answer!
at least they still are chicks. I hope the bastard doesn't switch teams on you
10:05AM had never done this because the closest he ever got to having a woman over was dressing a blow up doll in his mother's old clothes, naming her Sandy and pretending that she was his wife.
Thanks for taking one for the team, you're definitely the MVP in our eyes!
That gent's name would be Jose Cuervo.
Who cares what they look like in the morning??
Secretly take the money out of their purses and throw them the hell out of your house. Done.