I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
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My thoughts exactly 10:36- or perhaps the good Captain-they're all sneaky bastards.
Ugly bitches need lovin too
That asshole does that to me every night
fuck you unknown error!!!
That would be the power of alcohol, my good man.
His name is José. José Cuervo.
Use hemlock. Drinking's what got you into this in the first place.
The more you drink, the more beautiful women get. so i stay drunk.
His name is Jose Cuervo....Or Maybe Johnny? Or Jack?
cant kill booze my friend.
It's you. And suicide is a sin
They see me trollin, they hatin'!
fuck bitches get money
Actually, this isn't really true... Doesn't anyone remember that this was disproven like last year
Sorry about that man
drink less, mufucka.
or just invite me over instead. problem solved.
It's called being sober :L
that bastard's name is Whisky
you already killed the bastard when you killed that bottle.
Hahaha.... Oh wait! Shit....
Suicide is not the answer!
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Tequila is a nasty bitch.
10:05AM had never done this because the closest he ever got to having a woman over was dressing a blow up doll in his mother's old clothes, naming her Sandy and pretending that she was his wife.
Not Cpt. Morgan!!!
at least they still are chicks. I hope the bastard doesn't switch teams on you
Thanks for taking one for the team, you're definitely the MVP in our eyes!
That gent's name would be Jose Cuervo.
Who cares what they look like in the morning??
Secretly take the money out of their purses and throw them the hell out of your house. Done.