I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
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She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
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Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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