Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
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rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
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Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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