ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT

Comments

You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • I got some meat for you to eat, motherfucker.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 9:09pm
  • fuck you motherfucking fuckers!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 10:43pm
  • 8:48 why don't you. this guy is having a bad day and your a dick for making it worse.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 8:50pm
  • 11:13 I could kick your ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 11:14pm
  • hahah totally agree with this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 7:28am
  • We've all had those days!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 10:21pm
  • just one of those days lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 8:13am
  • 1:56 quit being a douche bag

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 1:58am
  • 9:42 is gonna cry in a corner

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 9:53pm
  • LMFAO!!!! CLASSIC, Absolutely Classic!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 12:16am
  • Can't vote until I know the degree to which it was burnt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 9:57pm
  • Wish I went back to sleep I agree today sucks!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 1:33am
  • Like you fuckers never had a bad day. Go fuck off off all of you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 9:21pm
  • Today's fine. Maybe you suck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 7:24am
  • Geezzzz...stick your head in the fucking oven loser

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 8:48pm
  • others'*, sorry for the typo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 11:16pm
  • rofl ive done this before... dont laugh :[

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 9:42pm
  • The interesting part is, I pretty much did the exact same thing....weird! Only good thing was the Twins win!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 9:34pm
  • 9:42 is a fucking loser

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 11:17pm
  • @ 10:13: you for saying 9:40 (1) twice

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 10:20pm
  • Where's The Funny Part?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 9:40pm
  • Order domino's next time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 9:12pm
  • This made me laugh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 9:41pm
  • aw, 9:42 is probably crying ;(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 10:31pm
  • haha i read this pretty much top to bottom, by far the funniest convo on tfln

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 2:31am
  • 10:48, 10:51 and 11:21- due to the fact that you are all assured that you can kick each other's asses without knowing what other's asses look like, I've arrived at the conclusion that you are all quite badass and I most likely could not kick any of your asses.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 11:15pm
  • 2:14 again 8:45 u better be Laffing AT 9:42 and NOT WITH 9:42! Lol Wow ppl r crazy nowadays! -Lucky

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 4:11am
  • Haha this ones really funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 7:04pm
  • 11:12 I could kick your ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 11:13pm
  • 10:48 I could kick your ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 10:51pm
  • 9:42= dumbass and 10:44-11:15 I'll kick all ur asses! Jk it's prolly the same person trying to be funyy so that's stupid. But still... 9:42 = dumbass! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 2:14am
  • 10:51 I could kick your ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 11:12pm
  • i woke up drunk and made a philly cheese steak at 8am, personally i think thats a better story

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 12:19am
  • this text really did make me sad =(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 9:19pm
  • So sad!! Lazy piece of shit . . .

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 2:02am
  • What kind of pizza was it? That's a vital piece of information that needs to be known before I determine whether this is a good or bad night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 9:02pm
  • Damn I can only imagine what happens when you burn your steak. I just hope I'm not there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 9:56pm
  • hahahaha @9:42 whacha gonna do now?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 9:48pm
  • 10:44. Why are you even reading these if they are shitty?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 11:43pm
  • I'm going back to bed because I don't have class today, so in the words of Ice Cube "today was a good day." there is so much animosity on this site! everyone just needs to get super fucked up and get laid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 9:12am
  • 10:44 I could kick ur ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 10:48pm
  • I hate those days...

    Submitted by KilroyWasHere on Apr 6, 10 at 3:40pm
  • It's not who you know that gets you posted but who you blow

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 12:53am
  • That sounds like something i would do

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 9:39pm
  • WTF update this shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 8:55am
  • I agree, I have submitted much funnier texts that did't get posted, doesn't make sense!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 9:26pm
  • i think this is funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 12:03am
  • Ok seriously? You post this but not any of the texts I have submitted? This isnt even funny!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 9:22pm
  • 11:15 is very logical.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 11:36pm
  • all of you fucking fucks with no fucking life and lameass fucking shitty texts. fuck you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 10:44pm
  • I hope you left the oven on so you can burn

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 9:09pm
  • 11:36 I could suck your dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 12:53am
  • 9:42 9:42 9:42 9:42 9:42 9:42 9:42 9:42 9:42 9:42 9:42 9:42 9:42 9:42 9:42 9:42

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 6:49pm
  • This 2:14 again... 2:22 is a dumbass just like 9:42 and I agree with 2:31, I definately agree with 7:24 and I think 9:12 is just grumpy cuz he wants to get laid. And 6:49... U better not be on the same side as 9:42! -lucky

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 7:02pm
  • hahaah, this was me about a week ago

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 12:28am
  • hey do you live in st.cloud minnesota?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 12:34am
  • I don't know who failed worse: 9:40 (1) for not recognizing sarcasm, or 9:40 (1) for not posting early enough.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 10:13pm
  • this is the saddest thing I've read in a long time. i have major sympathy for the OP

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 12:44am
  • Hey 10:20. Wtf is tlfn? Last time I checked it was tfln

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 3:08pm
  • haha i left a pot of ramen noodles on the stove last night... I had to throw the pot out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 11:52pm
  • I think 9:42 just went back to bed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 10:04pm
  • 11:14 I could kick your ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 11:15pm
  • i had a great day i won 500 bucks on the scratch of lottery thing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 9:37pm
  • woke up. checked tlfn, they sucked. im going back to bed cuz today sucks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 10:20am
ADVERTISEMENT