Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
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fuck you motherfucking fuckers!!
I got some meat for you to eat, motherfucker.
8:48 why don't you. this guy is having a bad day and your a dick for making it worse.
Can't vote until I know the degree to which it was burnt
hahah totally agree with this
11:13 I could kick your ass
We've all had those days!
1:56 quit being a douche bag
LMFAO!!!! CLASSIC, Absolutely Classic!
just one of those days lol.
Today's fine. Maybe you suck.
9:42 is gonna cry in a corner
The interesting part is, I pretty much did the exact same thing....weird! Only good thing was the Twins win!
Where's The Funny Part?
Wish I went back to sleep I agree today sucks!!
Like you fuckers never had a bad day. Go fuck off off all of you.
aw, 9:42 is probably crying ;(
Geezzzz...stick your head in the fucking oven loser
@ 10:13: you for saying 9:40 (1) twice
I'm going back to bed because I don't have class today, so in the words of Ice Cube "today was a good day."
there is so much animosity on this site! everyone just needs to get super fucked up and get laid
rofl ive done this before... dont laugh :[
haha i read this pretty much top to bottom, by far the funniest convo on tfln
9:42 is a fucking loser
Damn I can only imagine what happens when you burn your steak. I just hope I'm not there
10:48, 10:51 and 11:21- due to the fact that you are all assured that you can kick each other's asses without knowing what other's asses look like, I've arrived at the conclusion that you are all quite badass and I most likely could not kick any of your asses.
whacha gonna do now?
10:51 I could kick your ass
11:12 I could kick your ass
Order domino's next time
9:42= dumbass and 10:44-11:15 I'll kick all ur asses! Jk it's prolly the same person trying to be funyy so that's stupid. But still... 9:42 = dumbass! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
10:48 I could kick your ass
This made me laugh.
8:45 u better be
Laffing AT 9:42 and NOT WITH 9:42! Lol
Wow ppl r crazy nowadays!
others'*, sorry for the typo
11:36 I could suck your dick.
this text really did make me sad =(
hahaah, this was me about a week ago
So sad!! Lazy piece of shit . . .
That sounds like something i would do
i woke up drunk and made a philly cheese steak at 8am, personally i think thats a better story
WTF update this shit
It's not who you know that gets you posted but who you blow
What kind of pizza was it? That's a vital piece of information that needs to be known before I determine whether this is a good or bad night
i think this is funny.
10:44. Why are you even reading these if they are shitty?
10:44 I could kick ur ass
This 2:14 again...
2:22 is a dumbass just like 9:42 and I agree with 2:31, I definately agree with 7:24 and I think 9:12 is just grumpy cuz he wants to get laid.
And 6:49... U better not be on the same side as 9:42!
11:15 is very logical.
9:42 9:42 9:42 9:42 9:42 9:42 9:42 9:42 9:42 9:42 9:42 9:42 9:42 9:42 9:42 9:42
all of you fucking fucks with no fucking life and lameass fucking shitty texts. fuck you
I don't know who failed worse: 9:40 (1) for not recognizing sarcasm, or 9:40 (1) for not posting early enough.
Haha this ones really funny
Ok seriously? You post this but not any of the texts I have submitted? This isnt even funny!!!
I hate those days...
this is the saddest thing I've read in a long time. i have major sympathy for the OP
I agree, I have submitted much funnier texts that did't get posted, doesn't make sense!
I hope you left the oven on so you can burn
hey do you live in st.cloud minnesota?
Hey 10:20. Wtf is tlfn? Last time I checked it was tfln
11:14 I could kick your ass
I think 9:42 just went back to bed.
haha i left a pot of ramen noodles on the stove last night... I had to throw the pot out
i had a great day i won 500 bucks on the scratch of lottery thing
woke up. checked tlfn, they sucked. im going back to bed cuz today sucks