Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
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fuck you motherfucking fuckers!!
I got some meat for you to eat, motherfucker.
8:48 why don't you. this guy is having a bad day and your a dick for making it worse.
Can't vote until I know the degree to which it was burnt
hahah totally agree with this
11:13 I could kick your ass
1:56 quit being a douche bag
We've all had those days!
LMFAO!!!! CLASSIC, Absolutely Classic!
just one of those days lol.
9:42 is gonna cry in a corner
Today's fine. Maybe you suck.
Where's The Funny Part?
The interesting part is, I pretty much did the exact same thing....weird! Only good thing was the Twins win!
Wish I went back to sleep I agree today sucks!!
Like you fuckers never had a bad day. Go fuck off off all of you.
aw, 9:42 is probably crying ;(
Geezzzz...stick your head in the fucking oven loser
rofl ive done this before... dont laugh :[
I'm going back to bed because I don't have class today, so in the words of Ice Cube "today was a good day."
there is so much animosity on this site! everyone just needs to get super fucked up and get laid
9:42 is a fucking loser
10:48, 10:51 and 11:21- due to the fact that you are all assured that you can kick each other's asses without knowing what other's asses look like, I've arrived at the conclusion that you are all quite badass and I most likely could not kick any of your asses.
@ 10:13: you for saying 9:40 (1) twice
Damn I can only imagine what happens when you burn your steak. I just hope I'm not there
10:51 I could kick your ass
whacha gonna do now?
haha i read this pretty much top to bottom, by far the funniest convo on tfln
11:12 I could kick your ass
10:48 I could kick your ass
Order domino's next time
This made me laugh.
8:45 u better be
Laffing AT 9:42 and NOT WITH 9:42! Lol
Wow ppl r crazy nowadays!
9:42= dumbass and 10:44-11:15 I'll kick all ur asses! Jk it's prolly the same person trying to be funyy so that's stupid. But still... 9:42 = dumbass! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
11:36 I could suck your dick.
this text really did make me sad =(
So sad!! Lazy piece of shit . . .
others'*, sorry for the typo
hahaah, this was me about a week ago
That sounds like something i would do
i woke up drunk and made a philly cheese steak at 8am, personally i think thats a better story
WTF update this shit
It's not who you know that gets you posted but who you blow
i think this is funny.
What kind of pizza was it? That's a vital piece of information that needs to be known before I determine whether this is a good or bad night
Haha this ones really funny
10:44 I could kick ur ass
10:44. Why are you even reading these if they are shitty?
11:15 is very logical.
I agree, I have submitted much funnier texts that did't get posted, doesn't make sense!
This 2:14 again...
2:22 is a dumbass just like 9:42 and I agree with 2:31, I definately agree with 7:24 and I think 9:12 is just grumpy cuz he wants to get laid.
And 6:49... U better not be on the same side as 9:42!
I don't know who failed worse: 9:40 (1) for not recognizing sarcasm, or 9:40 (1) for not posting early enough.
9:42 9:42 9:42 9:42 9:42 9:42 9:42 9:42 9:42 9:42 9:42 9:42 9:42 9:42 9:42 9:42
all of you fucking fucks with no fucking life and lameass fucking shitty texts. fuck you
Ok seriously? You post this but not any of the texts I have submitted? This isnt even funny!!!
I hate those days...
I hope you left the oven on so you can burn
this is the saddest thing I've read in a long time. i have major sympathy for the OP
hey do you live in st.cloud minnesota?
Hey 10:20. Wtf is tlfn? Last time I checked it was tfln
11:14 I could kick your ass
I think 9:42 just went back to bed.
haha i left a pot of ramen noodles on the stove last night... I had to throw the pot out
i had a great day i won 500 bucks on the scratch of lottery thing
woke up. checked tlfn, they sucked. im going back to bed cuz today sucks