Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
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I got some meat for you to eat, motherfucker.
fuck you motherfucking fuckers!!
8:48 why don't you. this guy is having a bad day and your a dick for making it worse.
We've all had those days!
just one of those days lol.
11:13 I could kick your ass
1:56 quit being a douche bag
Haha this ones really funny
hahah totally agree with this
Like you fuckers never had a bad day. Go fuck off off all of you.
Geezzzz...stick your head in the fucking oven loser
LMFAO!!!! CLASSIC, Absolutely Classic!
9:42 is gonna cry in a corner
Today's fine. Maybe you suck.
Wish I went back to sleep I agree today sucks!!
Can't vote until I know the degree to which it was burnt
The interesting part is, I pretty much did the exact same thing....weird! Only good thing was the Twins win!
9:42 is a fucking loser
others'*, sorry for the typo
@ 10:13: you for saying 9:40 (1) twice
rofl ive done this before... dont laugh :[
This made me laugh.
8:45 u better be
Laffing AT 9:42 and NOT WITH 9:42! Lol
Wow ppl r crazy nowadays!
i woke up drunk and made a philly cheese steak at 8am, personally i think thats a better story
10:51 I could kick your ass
Where's The Funny Part?
10:48, 10:51 and 11:21- due to the fact that you are all assured that you can kick each other's asses without knowing what other's asses look like, I've arrived at the conclusion that you are all quite badass and I most likely could not kick any of your asses.
11:12 I could kick your ass
haha i read this pretty much top to bottom, by far the funniest convo on tfln
10:48 I could kick your ass
What kind of pizza was it? That's a vital piece of information that needs to be known before I determine whether this is a good or bad night
9:42= dumbass and 10:44-11:15 I'll kick all ur asses! Jk it's prolly the same person trying to be funyy so that's stupid. But still... 9:42 = dumbass! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
10:44. Why are you even reading these if they are shitty?
aw, 9:42 is probably crying ;(
Order domino's next time
So sad!! Lazy piece of shit . . .
10:44 I could kick ur ass
I hate those days...
WTF update this shit
Damn I can only imagine what happens when you burn your steak. I just hope I'm not there
this text really did make me sad =(
That sounds like something i would do
I hope you left the oven on so you can burn
It's not who you know that gets you posted but who you blow
I'm going back to bed because I don't have class today, so in the words of Ice Cube "today was a good day."
there is so much animosity on this site! everyone just needs to get super fucked up and get laid
i think this is funny.
whacha gonna do now?
I agree, I have submitted much funnier texts that did't get posted, doesn't make sense!
all of you fucking fucks with no fucking life and lameass fucking shitty texts. fuck you
11:15 is very logical.
9:42 9:42 9:42 9:42 9:42 9:42 9:42 9:42 9:42 9:42 9:42 9:42 9:42 9:42 9:42 9:42
Ok seriously? You post this but not any of the texts I have submitted? This isnt even funny!!!
11:36 I could suck your dick.
hahaah, this was me about a week ago
this is the saddest thing I've read in a long time. i have major sympathy for the OP
This 2:14 again...
2:22 is a dumbass just like 9:42 and I agree with 2:31, I definately agree with 7:24 and I think 9:12 is just grumpy cuz he wants to get laid.
And 6:49... U better not be on the same side as 9:42!
hey do you live in st.cloud minnesota?
I don't know who failed worse: 9:40 (1) for not recognizing sarcasm, or 9:40 (1) for not posting early enough.
haha i left a pot of ramen noodles on the stove last night... I had to throw the pot out
Hey 10:20. Wtf is tlfn? Last time I checked it was tfln
11:14 I could kick your ass
i had a great day i won 500 bucks on the scratch of lottery thing
I think 9:42 just went back to bed.
woke up. checked tlfn, they sucked. im going back to bed cuz today sucks