Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
this beer tastes like vomit already
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
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those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
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Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
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Have fun and good luck.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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