I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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