I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
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