They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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