The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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