Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Ladies don't puke and tell
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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