My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
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for the record i am the guy....i dont remember any of this but the cutoff is actually a lacrosse pinny
I remember my jr. year of highschool too.
At some point someone yelled "shots!"....it degraded from there.
Also what is "a cutoff" I've heard of cut off jeans...maybe a shirt thats been ripped in half to show off abs...maybe a hairstyle...I hate retarded texts....I want a text from Em, the only properly drunk person for texting.
What I know of a cutoff is a shirt that has been cutoff into a midriff...which would only make this text even better!!
so the guy was wearing a cutoff and a tiara or Em? i really hope it was the guy