I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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