i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket
Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......
Send us your Text From Last Night!
I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
We won't sleep together?
I heard we made out
It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
plz talk dirty to me
Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
I hate your face
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