When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
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some people actually like not fucking random whores all the time 9:41, but you wouldnt know about that, your too busy trying to get your warts burned off on your nasty dick
9:41, who cares if you can get laid on a consistant basis, stop trying to be so macho.
When you're in the 254 it's always like winning.
when my girlfriend drinks whiskey, it's like winning the anal lottery.
ITS YOUR GIRLFRIEND! YOU DONT WIN. ITS OLD PUSSY
9:41 it may be old but its among the best :D
9:41 you're a prick.
Wet, red and full of chunks?
9:41. you ARE a prick. but a HILARIOUS prick.
That sounds like her period!! Mmmmm, tasty
Or 9:41 is busy enjoying his fresh new pussy with his condoms on. He is a prick but he wins. :(
254, I know that area code, Im from there. I know what u mean.
this sounds fake. funny, but fake.
my gf is the same way! a few glasses and it's all over. sangeria IS the origional "makes her wet"
rufies are cheaper and never fail. you win the 3 hole lotto and get to blow it where you want. everyones a winner. haha
Yes! I buy it by the gallon! It makes my girlfriend horny and sleepy, so we fuck, then she goes to sleep. So I get off, then I get peace and quiet.