I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
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I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
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My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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