What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
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No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
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seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?