Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
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LMAO!!!! I had "dinner" the other night.
2:00 - I like to refer to it as man spunk.
Guys don't refer to their own ejaculate as semen. It's in the handbook.
i agree with ya 10:34... sounds like a male bitchin cuz he couldnt get any... HAHAHAHA
hope you're not preggers.
Umm, pretty sure this is the guy whining that he took her out to dinner and she didn't put out.
be glad u didn't have a need to wash your hair after, just a lil wipe of the leg. whiner.
i'm sortta guessing that she spent some time planning an evening together that would conclude with her cumming too...
oh minneapolis! How I love you.
clearly you should learn to adapt your diet.
well semen can be dinner..girl make use of ur surroundingss
actually the leg is quite polite. at least he didn't get it in her eye.
naw, this is definitely a guy bitching about buying a girl dinner and then dripping pre-cum down his pants. Been there once or twice myself
nobody teaches table manners anymore.....
Hot luvin' man jizz, more likely
you made dinner so he was providing the desert
Lmfao! Hahaha nicely done. A gourmet dinner with a happy ending. ;)
I think it's a guy bitching cause he took a girl out to eat, then was stuck home jacking cause she didn't put out. Hilarious. lol
Sounds like SOMEONE I know!!!