Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
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Guys don't refer to their own ejaculate as semen. It's in the handbook.
LMAO!!!! I had "dinner" the other night.
2:00 - I like to refer to it as man spunk.
i agree with ya 10:34... sounds like a male bitchin cuz he couldnt get any... HAHAHAHA
hope you're not preggers.
be glad u didn't have a need to wash your hair after, just a lil wipe of the leg. whiner.
clearly you should learn to adapt your diet.
Umm, pretty sure this is the guy whining that he took her out to dinner and she didn't put out.
i'm sortta guessing that she spent some time planning an evening together that would conclude with her cumming too...
well semen can be dinner..girl make use of ur surroundingss
oh minneapolis! How I love you.
naw, this is definitely a guy bitching about buying a girl dinner and then dripping pre-cum down his pants. Been there once or twice myself
actually the leg is quite polite. at least he didn't get it in her eye.
nobody teaches table manners anymore.....
Hot luvin' man jizz, more likely
you made dinner so he was providing the desert
Lmfao! Hahaha nicely done. A gourmet dinner with a happy ending. ;)
I think it's a guy bitching cause he took a girl out to eat, then was stuck home jacking cause she didn't put out. Hilarious. lol
Sounds like SOMEONE I know!!!