Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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