There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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