one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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