How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
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Def before you have sex with her again! And then start using condoms, dickhead!
Immediate if youre a virgin, wanker
Ah, this might have been funny if it hadn't happened to me. Sigh.
You do it in the time
Period tlbetween when she knows she is not pregnant and you have sex again. So she can not have the post breakup attention pregnancy scare.
It should have been and soon as you thought she was pregnant.
3:26 #2, can I get that in English please?
as soon as you can confirm her first period after the scare
About how long it takes me to punch you in the face. It's called six bucks buys condoms.
One week but you have to fuck again (not cool to end on bad jujus)
Chris I know this is you. And for the record were done, asshole.
Thank God it was only a scare, you procreating is a scary thought.
I'm not even joking- immidiately. You are obviousy too immature to handle the responsibility of an adult relationship, and you're clearly not ready.
Broke up with a girl two days after an abortion. so if it was just a scare fuck it go with what you feel and be thankful it didn't cost you $425...I've accepted hell
I'm pretty sure this will happen with any girlfriend...
A month until she gets her period a second time so you ca. Double check that your safe and gtfot
As long as it takes for you to be sure she's not prego anymore. Then it's game over..
Would have been funny if it didn't happen to me last year...
Just leave already. Shit, you morons need to date chicks who hate kids. You'll never knock any of us up - we'll see to it. And if an accident happens? BORSHUN TIME!
If you wanna go why the fuck stay??
Depends on how long it takes to punch her in the stomach and push her down the stairs. You know, just in case.
God, you're such an asshole! I've had like 2 pregnancy scares, and my bf is still by me
I believe standard procedure is to wait at least three seconds, giving an appropriately shocked/horrified look, before dumping her. However, at least five seconds is generally considered more polite.
Also, everyone bitching about birth control - y'know, sometimes scares can happen even when steps have been taken. No contraception is infallible. Stop judging when you don't know the facts.
A lot directed at you here 4:03, no one said she WANTED a baby.
It depends. Are you breaking up with her purely because she is fertile?
Next period. Already done it in October
3+ months depending, lol, done it before. And 3:24 we've invented a word contraction for you fuckmook works wonders
Soon as she wants to have sex again. That means she's over it. Get a nice safe blowjob out of it, then cut outta there.
I think 5:01, everyone understands that. The real point here is the immature reaction dude had. If you are emotionally unequipped to handle the consequences ALL consequences of being sexual active. You shouldn't be having sex, because as you said, slips happen. Just be prepared to handle your business if one does...
yeah!!! way to be repping indy dillhole!
i waited like 3 days
Kick her in the stomach repeatedly, then leave post'haste.
Jack E. Chan
approximtly 7 dyas, unless your using that as the reason you "tell her" if your using that as the reason ASAP, so it dosen't happen again.
Eject Maverick, eject.
That's awesome run dude run ;)
2- 3 weeks.. that way she doesnt suspect it.
As soon as your sure it was only a scare!
You fucking asshole.
a.) your a dick.
b.) i'd laugh but my bf of 3 years did this to me
c.) i think you should go suck some cock because you have no business being with a woman.
Why would you dump your girl for having a pregnancy scare? it takes two to make a baby, if you arent ready for the consequences of sex, don't have sex.
403, if there was a pregnancy scare this guy was just as retarded in the matter. Maybe he should wrap it up to protect HIMSELF from this. By the way 403, you're the kind of a-hole who kids endup hating him and then pee on their grave site after they die a miserable death from aids cause they were too dumb to use a condom. Go F yourself.
Until her next period. And don't fuck her until then or you're just being cruel.
Stay classy, Indianapolis
I agree with 3:59 and I'm a chick! Ha.
I just stopped talking to a girl after she aborted. So immediate is fine.
indiana. back to back on here.
I'd hate to be Chris but then again he can go fuck another girl that won't do that shot to him
I've pondered on this question, myself.
Immediately. Shit, you can even dump em while the midst of a scare. No point in staying together if it's not going to work anyhow. Dumbass
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Men are jokes. Your father probably had the same thought
Great qustion. I did a week
Seriously? That is so immature. I hope my exposure to douches like these is limited.
1 week. Trust me. Done it 3x
anal sex is the best birth control method
Ah yeah, 5:09, I just meant it to all those who assumed a scare meant no contraception whatsoever. Kinda standing up for the girls' side here, as obviously I agree about the immaturity. If that was the only reason for wanting to break up, I hope his girlfriend isn't pregnant and realises how much better off she is without him.
Jesus saves 1 corinthians 6:9-11
that's why you never, ever, never use your real name or take them to your place!! Fuck 'em until you're tired of them and walk away
I doubt he was breaking up with her bc of the pregnancy scare dumbshit
Code Yellow! Abort!!! Abort!!! Abort!!!!
Girls are always pulling the "I might be pregnant" card. If you don't want to get pregnant, stop having sex or atleast be safe about it. Damn. I can't tell you how many times I heard that line in high school from people.
Indy gotta love it:)
i'm with 407 on this. hate on it if you want, but you said yourself you don't want to be with her...!
Once she gets her period. Cut and run!
Sheri: close those legs and don't be such a whore. How many "boyfriends" could be the potential father??
I think the term "in the blink of an eye" applies here nicely
Are you stupid enough to think that you're the only cock that's tapping that pussy? I doubt that the whore has any idea whose sperm caused the scare. GTFO
After you deal with the problem, she didn't fuck herself. Also get over yourself she probably doesn't even want your kid, judging by what a fuck up you've made yourself sound like. I feel bad for this girl and for future reference, if you can actually say this stay out of relationships and go hook up with easy girls, peace
Amen 5:01...I used birth control plus a condom and I now have a 5 year old.
sneak out n go to mexico..shell nevr find u there
Hahaha agreed with 9:17
Hah, any time you do it will probably suck!! Like i had a pregnancy scare but i didnt tell him cause things were shaky.. then the next day things were seeming better so we had sex again and then that night he dumped me.. 2 weeks later, still scared.. I should have made that bastard freakout with me during the whole breakup.. ass hole hahaha i dont know.. theres never a good time..
I'd give it a couple of weeks... Maybe a month? But you really shouldn't listen to me... It took me a year and a half to get rid of my ex.. and we were together for 3.5 years
who cares what is appropriate..if you have a pregnancy scare you are on a fast track for child support. The cunt wants a baby and --- most importantly -- wants someone to pay for it. You need to dump that shit now and get away while you can.
Dont run asshole!!! It isnt that scary!!!
HOW EVER LONG YOUR LAST BLOWJOB TAKES
Preggers even while using the pill and condoms?
Sounds like you should re-read the instructions.
Seriously....both those things are extremely effective when used properly.
The scare is your out! .... "shit baby things are getting too serious, it's over" ... I know girls who've used that one too
Classic question. Love it.
30 seconds is 29 seconds toooo long.
My name is Chris and the girl is Sheri
Don't date until your fucking ready to be a father if you think the right thing to do is drop a girl on her ass if she's pregnant.