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  • Def before you have sex with her again! And then start using condoms, dickhead!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 3:53pm
  • Immediate if youre a virgin, wanker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 3:21pm
  • Ah, this might have been funny if it hadn't happened to me. Sigh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 3:52pm
  • You do it in the time Period tlbetween when she knows she is not pregnant and you have sex again. So she can not have the post breakup attention pregnancy scare.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 3:38pm
  • as soon as you can confirm her first period after the scare

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 2:24pm
  • 3:26 #2, can I get that in English please?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 3:27pm
  • It should have been and soon as you thought she was pregnant.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 9:17pm
  • About how long it takes me to punch you in the face. It's called six bucks buys condoms.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:48pm
  • One week but you have to fuck again (not cool to end on bad jujus)

    Submitted by superplatypus57 on Apr 6, 10 at 2:37pm
  • Chris I know this is you. And for the record were done, asshole. -Sheri

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 11:25pm
  • Thank God it was only a scare, you procreating is a scary thought.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 6:43pm
  • I'm not even joking- immidiately. You are obviousy too immature to handle the responsibility of an adult relationship, and you're clearly not ready.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:57pm
  • Broke up with a girl two days after an abortion. so if it was just a scare fuck it go with what you feel and be thankful it didn't cost you $425...I've accepted hell

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:42am
  • I'm pretty sure this will happen with any girlfriend...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 12:57am
  • As long as it takes for you to be sure she's not prego anymore. Then it's game over..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:01pm
  • Would have been funny if it didn't happen to me last year...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:46pm
  • A month until she gets her period a second time so you ca. Double check that your safe and gtfot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 4:02am
  • Just leave already. Shit, you morons need to date chicks who hate kids. You'll never knock any of us up - we'll see to it. And if an accident happens? BORSHUN TIME!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 9:30pm
  • Depends on how long it takes to punch her in the stomach and push her down the stairs. You know, just in case.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 5:00pm
  • God, you're such an asshole! I've had like 2 pregnancy scares, and my bf is still by me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 7:05am
  • I believe standard procedure is to wait at least three seconds, giving an appropriately shocked/horrified look, before dumping her. However, at least five seconds is generally considered more polite.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 7:27pm
  • If you wanna go why the fuck stay??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 7:35pm
  • It depends. Are you breaking up with her purely because she is fertile?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 3:48pm
  • Also, everyone bitching about birth control - y'know, sometimes scares can happen even when steps have been taken. No contraception is infallible. Stop judging when you don't know the facts. A lot directed at you here 4:03, no one said she WANTED a baby.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 5:01pm
  • Kill yourself...bye!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 11:11am
  • I think 5:01, everyone understands that. The real point here is the immature reaction dude had. If you are emotionally unequipped to handle the consequences ALL consequences of being sexual active. You shouldn't be having sex, because as you said, slips happen. Just be prepared to handle your business if one does...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 5:09pm
  • yeah!!! way to be repping indy dillhole!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 2:01am
  • Soon as she wants to have sex again. That means she's over it. Get a nice safe blowjob out of it, then cut outta there.

    Submitted by AliasMe on Jul 14, 10 at 12:18pm
  • Next period. Already done it in October

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:31pm
  • 3+ months depending, lol, done it before. And 3:24 we've invented a word contraction for you fuckmook works wonders

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 3:27pm
  • 2- 3 weeks.. that way she doesnt suspect it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 10:22pm
  • That's awesome run dude run ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 11:09pm
  • As soon as your sure it was only a scare!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 6:55pm
  • Kick her in the stomach repeatedly, then leave post'haste. Jack E. Chan

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 3:43pm
  • approximtly 7 dyas, unless your using that as the reason you "tell her" if your using that as the reason ASAP, so it dosen't happen again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 3:26pm
  • Eject Maverick, eject.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 1:08am
  • i waited like 3 days

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 12:28am
  • a.) your a dick. b.) i'd laugh but my bf of 3 years did this to me c.) i think you should go suck some cock because you have no business being with a woman. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 11:10pm
  • You fucking asshole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 1:21am
  • Until her next period. And don't fuck her until then or you're just being cruel.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 3:59pm
  • Stay classy, Indianapolis

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 4:54am
  • four four oh five three two one two two five

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 6:40pm
  • 403, if there was a pregnancy scare this guy was just as retarded in the matter. Maybe he should wrap it up to protect HIMSELF from this. By the way 403, you're the kind of a-hole who kids endup hating him and then pee on their grave site after they die a miserable death from aids cause they were too dumb to use a condom. Go F yourself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:36pm
  • Immediately. Shit, you can even dump em while the midst of a scare. No point in staying together if it's not going to work anyhow. Dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:07pm
  • I agree with 3:59 and I'm a chick! Ha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:12pm
  • I'd hate to be Chris but then again he can go fuck another girl that won't do that shot to him

    Submitted by Snowfreak800 on Nov 19, 11 at 3:34am
  • Why would you dump your girl for having a pregnancy scare? it takes two to make a baby, if you arent ready for the consequences of sex, don't have sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 3:23am
  • I just stopped talking to a girl after she aborted. So immediate is fine.

    Submitted by Shoveltime on Oct 11, 11 at 7:21pm
  • indiana. back to back on here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 12:37am
  • 1 week. Trust me. Done it 3x

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 9:35am
  • Men are jokes. Your father probably had the same thought

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 1:27am
  • Great qustion. I did a week

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 6:25pm
  • anal sex is the best birth control method

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 10:03pm
  • I've pondered on this question, myself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 9:54pm
  • Seriously? That is so immature. I hope my exposure to douches like these is limited.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 6:24pm
  • Ah yeah, 5:09, I just meant it to all those who assumed a scare meant no contraception whatsoever. Kinda standing up for the girls' side here, as obviously I agree about the immaturity. If that was the only reason for wanting to break up, I hope his girlfriend isn't pregnant and realises how much better off she is without him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 5:27pm
  • Jesus saves 1 corinthians 6:9-11

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 10:52pm
  • 2 weeks...officially...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 3:55pm
  • Girls are always pulling the "I might be pregnant" card. If you don't want to get pregnant, stop having sex or atleast be safe about it. Damn. I can't tell you how many times I heard that line in high school from people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 9:16pm
  • that's why you never, ever, never use your real name or take them to your place!! Fuck 'em until you're tired of them and walk away

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 5:39pm
  • I doubt he was breaking up with her bc of the pregnancy scare dumbshit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 5:04am
  • Code Yellow! Abort!!! Abort!!! Abort!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 11:10pm
  • Sheri: close those legs and don't be such a whore. How many "boyfriends" could be the potential father??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:59am
  • Once she gets her period. Cut and run!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 7:23pm
  • i'm with 407 on this. hate on it if you want, but you said yourself you don't want to be with her...!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:21pm
  • Indy gotta love it:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 7:11pm
  • Amen 5:01...I used birth control plus a condom and I now have a 5 year old.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 5:05pm
  • I think the term "in the blink of an eye" applies here nicely

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 3:11am
  • After you deal with the problem, she didn't fuck herself. Also get over yourself she probably doesn't even want your kid, judging by what a fuck up you've made yourself sound like. I feel bad for this girl and for future reference, if you can actually say this stay out of relationships and go hook up with easy girls, peace

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 5:26pm
  • Are you stupid enough to think that you're the only cock that's tapping that pussy? I doubt that the whore has any idea whose sperm caused the scare. GTFO

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 5:43pm
  • sneak out n go to mexico..shell nevr find u there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 1:15am
  • Hahaha agreed with 9:17

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 9:23pm
  • Hah, any time you do it will probably suck!! Like i had a pregnancy scare but i didnt tell him cause things were shaky.. then the next day things were seeming better so we had sex again and then that night he dumped me.. 2 weeks later, still scared.. I should have made that bastard freakout with me during the whole breakup.. ass hole hahaha i dont know.. theres never a good time..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:20pm
  • HOW EVER LONG YOUR LAST BLOWJOB TAKES

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 12:05pm
  • I'd give it a couple of weeks... Maybe a month? But you really shouldn't listen to me... It took me a year and a half to get rid of my ex.. and we were together for 3.5 years

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 6:47am
  • who cares what is appropriate..if you have a pregnancy scare you are on a fast track for child support. The cunt wants a baby and --- most importantly -- wants someone to pay for it. You need to dump that shit now and get away while you can.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:03pm
  • Preggers even while using the pill and condoms? Sounds like you should re-read the instructions. Seriously....both those things are extremely effective when used properly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 6:27pm
  • The scare is your out! .... "shit baby things are getting too serious, it's over" ... I know girls who've used that one too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 9:29pm
  • Dont run asshole!!! It isnt that scary!!!

    Submitted by unforged3 on Mar 2, 10 at 11:10pm
  • Classic question. Love it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 3:21pm
  • 30 seconds is 29 seconds toooo long.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 10:12pm
  • My name is Chris and the girl is Sheri

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:48pm
  • Don't date until your fucking ready to be a father if you think the right thing to do is drop a girl on her ass if she's pregnant.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 11:43pm
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