why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Less talking, more tequila
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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