he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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