He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I feel great
I just peed on a car
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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