your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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