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  • 42 23
    Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on Apr 27, 13 at 11:48am

    If he doesn't wife that shit, I will.

  • 33 24
    Submitted by dpSkip on Apr 29, 13 at 12:09pm

    What if this is the bank teller speaking in third person... Or as I see it "whore tense"

  • 31 22
    Submitted by pipe4tom on Apr 27, 13 at 1:01pm

    Just depositing spermatozoa today miss!

  • 34 31
    Submitted by chupidacabra on Apr 27, 13 at 1:40pm

    That's a pretty cheap apology.

  • 27 18
    Submitted by noel009 on Apr 29, 13 at 12:38am

    If that's all it takes then I guess you deserve to be cheated on

  • 26 33
    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Apr 27, 13 at 11:04am

    So what does his bank teller have to do with you getting burritos?

    • 30 28
      Submitted by WV_kiwi on Apr 27, 13 at 11:58am

      he cheated on her with the bank teller and is trying to make up for it