the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
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I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
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I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
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