Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
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two words...techno handjob
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
So squirting runs in the family.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
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You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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