Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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