I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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