There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
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Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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