clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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