i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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