My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
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You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
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you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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