i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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