theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
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dont do such sinful acts such as the one you just did. jesus is always watching
I can sympathize. I only wonder where I can find a leg for myself.
next time try it with a horse.....
Try horses. They are fun exept in the ass
well it was a good night...for the dog
I'm with the first person, if I knew ya, I'd bu you a shot, and the dog a smoke.
shameless- if we knew each other, i'd buy you a shot, then another, then a jaeger bomb.
that happened to me when i was like 10 or 11.
i thought it was funny.
God help me.
I'm much more worried that 160 people thought this was a good night.
Jesus watches us so he can masturbate to all the awesome things we do.
Dude, just masturbate!!!
dog-humping/jacking is the funniest image burned into my brain at the moment.