it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
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when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
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No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
i black out too much to be "responsible"
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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