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  • 69 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 9:42am

    The fact you admitted it reinstates your man card.

  • 70 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 1:49pm

    T9 is a beautiful thing. ^^

  • 66 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 3:29pm

    yep just rip the thing up...you dont deserve a man card anymore :S

  • 61 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 2:49pm

    @ 1:05, i would love to "fuck edward cullen,"

  • 62 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 5:08pm

    i'm fourteen and i don't like glitter, haha. i haven't since i was like six. @ 1:54 i don't think glitter eyeliner is that bad, though.

  • 64 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 4:10pm

    3:59, t9word is your friend. and i agree with whoever said probation, unless he was drinking something that wasn't beer.

  • 61 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 4:21pm

    ladies please, shimmer lotion doesn't stick everywhere and doesn't make you look like a drag queen like glitter does - let's get with it please?? and dude, you just became my fav person ever! haha! :-)

    • 27 52
      Submitted by exosus on Sep 19, 11 at 12:41pm

      I once knew a stripper who wore body glitter to work every single night because it would stick to guys and the ones lying to their wives about where they were would get caught. Bitch was crazy... but awesome.

  • 67 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 1:49pm

    I have perfect texts while drunk. I also have OCD and will spend an hour going back and fixing everything before I send it.

  • 65 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 2:21am

    maybe the person who submitted fixed the capitalisation and punctuation..coz that's written damn well for a drunk person

  • 67 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 7:48am

    Burn your man card!!!

  • 63 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 2:51pm

    mmm we could get along great!

  • 58 59
    Submitted by mackenziex143 on Feb 25, 10 at 11:17pm

    so true V

  • 58 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 1:58pm

    Glitter=stripper dust

  • 58 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 3:59pm

    drunk since 1 p.m. and capitalized "Atheists".... impressive

  • 57 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 5:13pm

    i really think this guy is amazing. :)

  • 60 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 4:46pm

    shoulda called no homo...

  • 63 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 2:22pm

    Edward fromthe book=okay, Edward from the movie= just stay home with the cats.

  • 59 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 1:33pm

    Omg you FAIL!!! (And I'm a girl!)

  • 54 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 7:45pm

    drunk texting requires nothing but a little practice, and from the looks of this you get three thumbs up.

  • 54 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 1:45pm

    if he's been drunk sine 1 pm he must be stellar at drunk texting.. not a word is misspelled

  • 57 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 2:46pm

    well, you definitely loose a handful of man points for that one. but since you've been drunk since 1 pm, we'll just put you on probation

  • 58 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 2:11pm

    @ 1:54 well at least you know you want to be a stripper when you grow up

  • 57 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 4:27pm

    Suboy you sure type pretty clearly for someone drinking since 1:00. What a tool. Thanks for nothing poser.

  • 54 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 7:05pm

    Dude I'm 15, a girl and I loove the book twilight but that's a FAIL!! Your man card should be burned!!

  • 60 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 1:39pm

    hahahahahahaha i mean...at least you know it dude...i'll give that to you

  • 52 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 2:56pm

    this is brilliant...

  • 55 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 1:54pm

    i'm fourteen and i love glitter. especially glitter eyeliner, so.

  • 53 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 9:41pm

    I'm impressed. Your drunk texting skills rival mine.

  • 55 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 2:01am

    4.07 your a lucky man

  • 59 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 11:27pm

    this sounds like a couple of my friends....

  • 48 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 6:58pm

    @ 4:16 Go Demitri Martin!

  • 52 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 9:13pm

    Amazing. If you are not one of my friends, you should be.

  • 47 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 10:41am

    Best. Text. Ever. I love it. :)

  • 47 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 7:49pm

    @5:08 no worries, glitter eyeliner is miles away from being regular glitter. Glitter in general is slutwear for flashy young women across the globe...and it is generally worn in bulk. (and...i'm a young woman in this situation, so i know from direct surroundings)

  • 49 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 12:03am

    SCRUBS REFERENCE!!!! Haha made my day right there

  • 44 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 6:51pm

    Yes it is a Scrubs reference.... Dr. Cox gives JD 5 man cards in one episode and at the end Dr. Cox rips up his last man card!

  • 48 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 3:56pm

    nice scrubs reference though, with the man card...

  • 55 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:32am

    ahahahaha! I have tears from laughing so hard! This is great!

  • 52 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 1:38pm

    I'm a girl too and you should get your man card ripped up. Unless you're a 14 year old girl you should never be thinking about that ugly bastard. It's like little girls just need a jawline to be turned on. sheesh.

  • 57 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:07am

    Who is Edward Cullen?

  • 42 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 3:03pm

    301, glitter was NEVER ok. problem was, when the ALL the hot girls would wear it, you really had to abandon that stance or be forced to brown bag it. those were times that tried the hearts of man.

  • 41 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 5:16pm

    @ 3:56 its not a scrubs reference dumb ass

  • 44 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:20am

    this is why i love and live in arizona

  • 49 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 4:16pm

    i hate glitter, it sticks on you and everything around you for months. Its the herpes of craft supplies, and it lets everyone know who you have been snoging

  • 34 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:54am

    hahahh. if that was a chick typing that about a guy i would totally relate to the edward part... only i don't really want my guy's wearing glitter. XD

    • 40 51
      Submitted by drapple on Aug 10, 11 at 7:14pm

      It's actually "guys wearing glitter". And, Guys in glitter is fun. Live a little.