Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
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And Horton Hears a Herpes.
so was green penis and ham
And Theres a wocket in my vagina
And Whorton hears a Ho.
Green Eggs and Ham already has enough sexual overtones, no need to change the title.\n\nHow about, "Get the Butter Battle."?