on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
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You could be going to the liquor store or your dealer to drown your sorrows instead. I think you're doing pretty well.
At least you're keeping busy
...life coach?
Dollar store batteries? Hope your orgasm hits in 5 minutes...cause that's about how long they last! A little longer than most sober men
brand name batteries burn out sex toys because the voltage is too high, so, no, they did the right thing actually
Awwww, get it, girl. Keep that twat happy!
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