I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
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Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
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I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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