i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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