I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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