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  • 60 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 4:47pm

    Story of my life as well.

  • 50 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 2:29pm

    dude, just being an ass doesn't make it bigger. get over yourself.

  • 58 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 5:14pm

    This is totally how it always is :-/ main goal: find both. possible??

  • 57 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 7:55pm

    omg, that is soooo my situation right now too!! once we're done in bed, i just wanna kick him out and be done with it! model penis......lame guy......oh well, booty calls are worth it :)

  • 46 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 5:06pm

    go for the gold! dick olympics all the way

  • 53 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 2:18pm

    I get this all the time.. oh welll they usually do stick around though.. sadly enough.. most of the time i try to make them leave by being a dick

  • 43 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 6:08pm

    This is so much better than the other way around. lame dude, model penis is infinitely better than model dude, lame penis. That's just depressing.

  • 54 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 8:53pm

    "this does not sound like something a gal would say/text" you sure? because i've gotten/sent texts just like that before

  • 49 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 7:02pm

    omg if i see a really nice model penis I can't help but stick around. Ahh a good dick is sooo much fun!

  • 47 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 12:17am

    lol @ "WOMMIN DON'T TALK ABOUT PEEN AND OBJECTIFY MENZ" guy

  • 50 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 4:13pm

    this does not sound like something a gal would say/text

  • 55 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 2:40pm

    Tuesday was obviously a slow night

  • 40 41
    Submitted by nutsucker on Mar 12, 11 at 8:43am

    I know a guy like that!!!!

  • 42 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 3:01pm

    ^^^ I think both :)

  • 53 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 7:47pm

    damn. makes me feel bad about my little 3.5" erection...

  • 53 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 3:31pm

    players gotta play, bitches gotta bitch

  • 47 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 2:15am

    "damn. makes me feel bad about my little 3.5" erection..." no one cares as long as u know what ur doing with it...besides, makes it easier to give u head....just saying.

  • 45 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 2:19pm

    you wanna know a real practical joke? taking my rib and creating a bitchy windbag out of it to make every day of my life miserable.

  • 47 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 2:14pm

    And then when you get a great guy, the penis is pathetic. It's tragic.

  • 52 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 2:43pm

    Anonymous said... you wanna know a real practical joke? taking my rib and creating a bitchy windbag out of it to make every day of my life miserable. May 13, 2009 2:19PM ----------------------------------- Sounds like someone with either a lame personality or a pathetic penis.

  • 35 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 5:26pm

    Lmfao @ 6:08

  • 45 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 2:44am

    "the penis maketh not the man--the suit does." Or something like that... =P

  • 43 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 3:11pm

    what's wrong with being lame to girls but making up for it with a solid body and good penis? less emotional stress, more play.... sure makes my day.

  • 41 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 12:17am

    story of my life x infinity

  • 36 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 2:13pm

    hahahaha isn't that how it always is? its like the universes practical joke