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  • "the penis maketh not the man--the suit does." Or something like that... =P

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 2:44am
  • "this does not sound like something a gal would say/text" you sure? because i've gotten/sent texts just like that before

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 8:53pm
  • omg if i see a really nice model penis I can't help but stick around. Ahh a good dick is sooo much fun!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 7:02pm
  • Tuesday was obviously a slow night

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 2:40pm
  • "damn. makes me feel bad about my little 3.5" erection..." no one cares as long as u know what ur doing with it...besides, makes it easier to give u head....just saying.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 2:15am
  • This is totally how it always is :-/ main goal: find both. possible??

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 5:14pm
  • And then when you get a great guy, the penis is pathetic. It's tragic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 2:14pm
  • omg, that is soooo my situation right now too!! once we're done in bed, i just wanna kick him out and be done with it! model penis......lame guy......oh well, booty calls are worth it :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 7:55pm
  • dude, just being an ass doesn't make it bigger. get over yourself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 2:29pm
  • This is so much better than the other way around. lame dude, model penis is infinitely better than model dude, lame penis. That's just depressing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 6:08pm
  • Story of my life as well.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 4:47pm
  • I get this all the time.. oh welll they usually do stick around though.. sadly enough.. most of the time i try to make them leave by being a dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 2:18pm
  • go for the gold! dick olympics all the way

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 5:06pm
  • damn. makes me feel bad about my little 3.5" erection...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 7:47pm
  • lol @ "WOMMIN DON'T TALK ABOUT PEEN AND OBJECTIFY MENZ" guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 12:17am
  • players gotta play, bitches gotta bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 3:31pm
  • this does not sound like something a gal would say/text

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 4:13pm
  • Anonymous said... you wanna know a real practical joke? taking my rib and creating a bitchy windbag out of it to make every day of my life miserable. May 13, 2009 2:19PM ----------------------------------- Sounds like someone with either a lame personality or a pathetic penis.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 2:43pm
  • you wanna know a real practical joke? taking my rib and creating a bitchy windbag out of it to make every day of my life miserable.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 2:19pm
  • hahahaha isn't that how it always is? its like the universes practical joke

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 2:13pm
  • ^^^ I think both :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 3:01pm
  • I know a guy like that!!!!

    Submitted by nutsucker on Mar 12, 11 at 8:43am
  • story of my life x infinity

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 12:17am
  • Lmfao @ 6:08

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 5:26pm
  • what's wrong with being lame to girls but making up for it with a solid body and good penis? less emotional stress, more play.... sure makes my day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 3:11pm