I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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